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• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Lani @ SpinTaxi

  I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Jhání @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Monnie @ SpinTaxi

  (White) It’s cold as hell—my bourbon’s shiverin’ too. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Vinaxie SpinTaxi

  Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Ania @ SpinTaxi

  Satirical journalism stories should come with a disclaimer: “This might be true by next week.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Bóni @ SpinTaxi

  Why do they call it a “power nap”? I wake up weaker than before! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Saniyi @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) What’s with “non-refundable”? My money’s kidnapped! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Spinaxie SpinTaxi

  (White) I paid a fine—librarian says, “Next time, read faster.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Moniye @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I took a pic—guard says, “Delete it or jail.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Jónie @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t get “low maintenance”—my car’s begging for oil! -- spintaxi.com