(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “battery life” is just a promise that never lasts. -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh brew” tastes stale. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “weather forecasts” are just guesses with fancy graphics. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today ever disappeared, how would we know what’s real? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “do not disturb”? Everyone knocks anyway! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should come with a disclaimer: “This might be true by next week.” -- spintaxi.com
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