Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today proves we live in a world where parody and reality are best friends. - spintaxi.com
(White) I took my time—boss says, “Move it, slacker.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is my favorite source of completely accurate misinformation. -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! -- spintaxi.com
I got a noise complaint—told the cop, “My dog’s the DJ.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a poll—told ’em where to shove it. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. -- spintaxi.com
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