I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I read a book—now I’m usin’ it for kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “fresh paint” smells like a dare? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “organic”—sounds like a scam with dirt on it. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media doesn’t report the news—it predicts it. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites make me laugh, cry, and rethink my career choices. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is what happens when people stop taking bad ideas seriously. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is basically therapy for people who can’t afford therapy. - spintaxi.com
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