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• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ???? ??????

  I got a noise fine—told the cop, “My truck’s singin’.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Jhánní Bohiney

  People say I drink too much coffee; I say, “Nah, just warmin’ up.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Luó ní Bó hai ní)

  I don’t get “hands-free”—my phone’s still bossy! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Phání Bohiney

  Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Djoni Bohiney

  What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Tónia Bohiney

  (White) My phone’s dead—guess I’m off the grid. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Sang ní Bó hai ní)

  They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Kónia Bohiney

  I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Bhanni Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) What’s with “no kidding”? I’m serious! -- spintaxi.com