(White) I stretched for the remote—now I’m crippled. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no smoking”? I’m smokin’ outside! -- spintaxi.com
Real journalists fear losing credibility; satirical journalists fear becoming obsolete. - spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism analysis? It’s too accurate to be funny. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no rush”? I’m late! -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says I need exercise; I told him chasin’ the dog counts. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism analysis more than any government forecast. -- spintaxi.com
I came for the jokes, stayed for the accidental accuracy. - spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
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