Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories are what happens when writers get tired of being serious. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. - spintaxi.com
I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when comedians start writing PhD papers. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I landed hard—plane says, “Suck it up.” -- spintaxi.com
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