Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? -- spintaxi.com
I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. - spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. - spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “natural”—sounds like a hippie hustle. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
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