I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud; I say, “Turn down your hearin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I napped hard—woke up to a mad wife. -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t pretend to be unbiased. - spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I play music loud; I say, “Move or dance.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh produce” looks like it’s been on a road trip? -- spintaxi.com
I keep a folder of my favorite satirical journalism examples to remind myself the world is a joke. - spintaxi.com
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