(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “no pets”—my cat’s family, deal with it. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism website should have a disclaimer that reads: “You won’t believe how much of this turns out to be true.” - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “all-you-can-eat” stops at “all I can afford”? -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to follow GPS in a city? It’s like, “Turn left into that building!” -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a slob; I say, “Art’s messy, babe.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I sat through a briefing—boss says, “Nap later.” -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. -- spintaxi.com
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