I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are like dystopian fiction, but with better punchlines. - spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “trial size”? It’s a tease! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “light load”? My washer’s full! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I napped hard—woke up to a mad wife. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Writing - spintaxi.com
I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told a joke—room says, “Stick to drinkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
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