(White) I tried a gym—left with a bill and a limp. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “light traffic”? I’m still bumper-to-bumper! -- spintaxi.com
If real news had more satirical journalism humor, maybe we’d all be less miserable. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today ever disappeared, how would we know what’s real? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-carb”—bread’s my soulmate. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is the art of making people laugh before they realize they should be crying. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? -- spintaxi.com
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