They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “all-natural”—is my soap supernatural? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no vacancy”? My road trip’s homeless! -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? -- spintaxi.com
I got a DUI—cop says I was weavin’, I say, “Artistic drivin’.” -- spintaxi.com
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