(White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” -- spintaxi.com
I love how “eco-friendly” bags rip the second you touch them. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “natural”—sounds like a hippie hustle. -- spintaxi.com
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