(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I snuck my cat in—landlord says, “Rent’s doubled.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. - spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told my boss I’d work late—then I drank his coffee and left. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ran a lap—heart says, “Sit down, fool.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with self-checkout? I didn’t sign up to work here, I just want my chips! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “hands-free”—my phone’s still bossy! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. - spintaxi.com
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