I tried Pilates—now I’m stiff and mad. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? -- spintaxi.com
I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a shirt—store says, “Keep your sweat.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today makes more sense than any press conference. - spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism articles and wonder if I accidentally clicked on a real news site. - spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
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