(White) They banned my cigar—now I’m puffin’ in protest. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with hotel shampoo? It’s like they’re daring you to smuggle three drops home. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “fresh paint” smells like a dare? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “shortcut”? I’m still circling the block! -- spintaxi.com
It’s scary when a satirical journalism article ages better than an official press release. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. - spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
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