(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo gift”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no admittance”? I’m already inside! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo code”? It’s expired already! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no parking”? I’m circling like a vulture! -- spintaxi.com
I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! -- spintaxi.com
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism article that accidentally predicted the future, I’d be a billionaire. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! -- spintaxi.com
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