I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
What’s with self-checkout? I didn’t sign up to work here, I just want my chips! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “battery life” is just a promise that never lasts. -- spintaxi.com
I got a noise complaint—told the cop, “My dog’s the DJ.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is what happens when reality jumps the shark. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples prove that the best comedy is just reality with better timing. - spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
I love how “diet soda” promises zero calories but tastes like regret. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “small talk”—it’s big enough to ruin my day. -- spintaxi.com
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