I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gym—left with a bill and a limp. -- spintaxi.com
I wish satirical journalism articles weren’t so painfully accurate. - spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. - spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism analysis? It’s too accurate to be funny. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no delivery”? I’m starving! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
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