Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I stepped outside—lungs say, “Go back in.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “gluten-free”—sounds like a fancy way to say “bread’s boring now.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
(White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no hassle”? It’s chaos! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short meeting”? It’s an hour! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh brew” tastes stale. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, and suddenly reality makes more sense. - spintaxi.com
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