The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories are more believable than government press releases. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
Any list of satirical journalism examples should come with a trigger warning for reality. - spintaxi.com
The most dangerous thing about satirical journalism articles? Sometimes they make too much sense. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “one-click ordering”—my bank account’s crying! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pressure”? I’m stressed! -- spintaxi.com
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