People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I had a layover—drank the bar dry waitin’. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “no pets”—my cat’s family, deal with it. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a mess; I say, “Organized disaster.” -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism media has better sources than real journalism. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis should be required reading for politicians. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories are proof that reality is the best comedy writer. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a pass—bouncer says, “Not tonight.” -- spintaxi.com
Sometimes I read a satirical journalism article and think, “Wait… this isn’t real?” - spintaxi.com
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