I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “gluten-free”—sounds like a fancy way to say “bread’s boring now.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Investigation - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short list”? It’s endless! -- spintaxi.com
Sometimes satire is just journalism that arrived too early. - spintaxi.com
I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “one-size-fits-all”? My hat says it’s lying. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My outlet’s dead—guess I’m livin’ Amish now. -- spintaxi.com
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