(White) I got a coupon—store says, “Nice try, cheapskate.” -- spintaxi.com
People say I drink too much; I say the bottle’s half full, so shut up. -- spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories are more believable than government press releases. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
Any list of satirical journalism examples should come with a trigger warning for reality. - spintaxi.com
The most dangerous thing about satirical journalism articles? Sometimes they make too much sense. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! -- spintaxi.com
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