I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I waited in line—cashier says, “Next life.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “diet soda” promises zero calories but tastes like regret. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “dry clean only”? My shirt’s afraid of water now? -- spintaxi.com
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism article that accidentally predicted the future, I’d be a billionaire. - spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you’re not paying attention. - spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pressure”? I’m stressed! -- spintaxi.com
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