Satirical journalism today is the last honest voice in a world of fake outrage. - spintaxi.com
(White) I got a sample—now I’m broke and tiny. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to explain “streaming” to your parents? It’s like teaching a cat algebra. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone updated—now it’s slower than me hungover. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ate fast food—now my gut’s racin’ me to the john. -- spintaxi.com
Every satirical journalism story starts as a joke and ends as breaking news. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. -- spintaxi.com
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