I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
(White) It’s cold as hell—my bourbon’s shiverin’ too. -- spintaxi.com
I tried yoga—pulled a muscle salutin’ the sun. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “express lanes” are just regular lanes with better PR? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no parking”? I’m circling like a vulture! -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism analysis doesn’t make you rethink your beliefs, try reading it again. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism example didn’t make you nervous, was it even good satire? - spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism analysis more than any government forecast. -- spintaxi.com
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