I don’t do “light beer”—might as well drink water with a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I did stand-up—crowd says, “Sit down, drunk.” -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism examples are so accurate that they age better than actual news articles. - spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism analysis than another economic report. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media disappears, we’ll know democracy is over. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo code”? It’s expired already! -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “two-day shipping”? It’s day three, and I’m still staring at the mailbox! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
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