Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is the only kind of news that doesn't pretend to be neutral. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I charged my phone—cord’s drunker than me. -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a mess; I say, “You’re welcome for the memories.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism stories more than my horoscope. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the only way to survive reality is to laugh at it. - spintaxi.com
Make sure you enter all the required information, indicated by an asterisk (*). HTML code is not allowed.