Ever try to set an alarm clock in a hotel? It’s like defusing a bomb. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short break”? I’m napping! -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism story didn’t offend someone, did it even happen? -- spintaxi.com
I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. -- spintaxi.com
7. Satirical journalism stories -- spintaxi.com
(White) I grabbed a sample—now I’m buyin’ crap. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
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