I tried joggin’—now my knees hate me more than my ex. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Sources - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com
I wish satirical journalism articles weren’t so painfully accurate. - spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, then check the real news and realize there’s no difference. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “gluten-free”—sounds like a fancy way to say “bread’s boring now.” -- spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low visibility” means “guess the road”? -- spintaxi.com
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