What’s the deal with “dry clean only”? My shirt’s afraid of water now? -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health bar—left with a smoothie and a scowl. -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” -- spintaxi.com
People say I drink too much coffee; I say, “Nah, just warmin’ up.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “standby power”? My TV’s secretly awake! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “next caller”? I’m still waiting! -- spintaxi.com
I want satirical journalism humor on my gravestone. -- spintaxi.com
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