I don’t get “no pets”—my cat’s family, deal with it. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a sober bash—snuck a pint and won. -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism today, how do you keep up with reality? - spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should be included in history textbooks. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a “no smoking” bar—left with a lighter and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no waiting”? I’m ancient! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short cut”? I’m bald! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
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