I don’t get “low-carb”—bread’s my soulmate. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I waited in line—cashier says, “Next life.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “user-friendly”—my printer’s laughing at me. -- spintaxi.com
I trust a good satirical journalism website more than a political debate. - spintaxi.com
I love how “password hints” are just riddles I wrote to torture myself later. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism website is one that makes politicians sweat. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is what happens when people stop taking bad ideas seriously. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “customer service” is just a phone maze designed to test your sanity. -- spintaxi.com
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