What’s with “do not disturb”? Everyone knocks anyway! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a “no smoking” bar—left with a lighter and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m trash; I say, “Recycle this.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return a call from “unknown”? It’s like playing phone tag with a ghost. -- spintaxi.com
There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” - spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “time-saver”? I’m still late! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free sample”? It’s a trap! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. -- spintaxi.com
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