I don’t get “hands-free”—my phone’s still bossy! -- spintaxi.com
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’ve got no filter; I say I’ve got no reason to lie to stupid. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. -- spintaxi.com
It’s scary when a satirical journalism article ages better than an official press release. - spintaxi.com
They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. -- spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the diner at midnight—waitress says, “You again?” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when logic meets sarcasm. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “lite beer”—tastes like watered-down hope. -- spintaxi.com
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