Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh scent” smells like chemicals. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “password hints” are just riddles I wrote to torture myself later. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no kidding”? I’m serious! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! -- spintaxi.com
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