I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a pass—bouncer says, “Not tonight.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to a tofu joint—left with a beef wish. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are basically political cartoons with more words. - spintaxi.com
(White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s mad I’m home—says I’m crampin’ his style. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no shows”? My socks vanished! -- spintaxi.com
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