My dog’s mad I’m home—says I’m crampin’ his style. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no shows”? My socks vanished! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gas station hot dog—now my stomach’s suin’ me. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism stories more than my horoscope. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick reply” takes all day? -- spintaxi.com
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