I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says cut the salt; I say, “Then why’s life so bland?” -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars shorten your life; I say, “Good, less time with morons.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor should be covered by health insurance—it’s therapy. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “suggested retail price”? Who’s suggesting I overpay? -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” -- spintaxi.com
They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “suggested retail price”? Who’s suggesting I overpay? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples should be taught in history class, since they usually predict the future. - spintaxi.com
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