Ever notice how “low visibility” means “guess the road”? -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a fool; I say, “You married me, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “standby power”? My TV’s secretly awake! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short list”? It’s endless! -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media were in charge, we’d have fewer wars and more sarcasm. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gym—left with a bill and a limp. -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis proves that comedy writers are smarter than politicians. -- spintaxi.com
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