I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “happy hour”? I’m still miserable! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should come with a warning: “Reality may be closer than it appears.” - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “fresh paint” smells like a dare? -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I play music loud; I say, “Move or dance.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “trial size”? It’s a tease! -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news is fake, why does it keep predicting the future? - spintaxi.com
I went to a sober bash—snuck a pint and won. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “fast pass”? I’m still in line! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
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