4736 comments

• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Biff Wafflestein

  The text is so awful it could ruin a perfectly good day.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Thaddeus Gloopmuffin

  The designer’s idea of modern is stuck in 1998.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Marge Plunkwhistle

  This content is so dull it could put a caffeine addict to sleep.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Floyd Twitchgizzard

  This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Gladys Clatterpaws

  The designer’s skills are a tragedy in three acts: ugly, slow, and broken.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Chester Wobbleguts

  The content is so lame it could lose a fight to a wet noodle.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Winston Plopshanks

  This website looks like a toddler smeared ketchup on a broken calculator and called it art.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Chuck Gizzardbreath

  The text looks like it was written by a bot with a concussion.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Pearl Wafflepuff

  The designer’s skills are a tragedy in three acts: ugly, slow, and broken.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Herman Flooppickle

  I’ve seen more creativity and functionality in a used napkin than this pathetic excuse for a webpage.