3816 comments

• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Waldo Puddlefist

  This website is a punishment for anyone with a working browser.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Ralph Blubberwhiff

  The layout is a chaotic mess that even a tornado would reject.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Thelma Plopwinkle

  Navigating this site is like wading through a swamp of expired mayonnaise—slow, disgusting, and utterly pointless.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Nellie Fizzcrank

  The writing feels like it was generated by a malfunctioning toaster.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Marge Fizzlecrank

  This site is so clunky it feels like wading through molasses.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Beatrice Puddlesniff

  The layout is so bad it could confuse a GPS.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Virgil Gloopwhack

  This site is a glitchy fever dream no one asked for.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Zelda Fizzgibbon

  The designer’s skills are a tragedy in three acts: ugly, slow, and broken.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Milton Gloopwaddle

  Whoever built this needs to be banned from touching code forever.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Ruby Waddlethorp

  This website is a digital equivalent of a clogged toilet.