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• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by Lóni @ SpinTaxi

  (White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by GlenTaxi SpinTaxi

  Why do they call it a “power nap”? I wake up weaker than before! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by MinTaxi SpinTaxi

  People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by Doni @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I stepped outside—lungs say, “Go back in.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by Ronnie @ SpinTaxi

  Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by Jaxie SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) What’s with “no pets allowed”? My dog’s my plus-one! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by Roni @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick read”? I’m still on page one! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by Rhanni @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by LonTaxi SpinTaxi

  (White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 10, 2025 posted by Zinxie SpinTaxi

  They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. -- spintaxi.com