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• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by MinTaxi SpinTaxi

  (White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Donney @ SpinTaxi

  They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Kóni @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I ran a lap—heart says, “Sit down, fool.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by GranTaxi SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by BinTaxi SpinTaxi

  (White) I got a sample—now I’m broke and tiny. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Tónia @ SpinTaxi

  Satirical journalism articles are like dystopian fiction, but with better punchlines. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Monni @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “light beer”—might as well drink water with a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Cruxie SpinTaxi

  Why do they call it a “smartwatch” when it keeps reminding me I’m late? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Gania @ SpinTaxi

  I love how “customer service” is just a phone maze designed to test your sanity. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Wání @ SpinTaxi

  Satirical journalism media: because the truth sounds better with punchlines. -- spintaxi.com