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• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Ronni @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I got a sample—now I’m broke and tiny. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Xani @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by YanTaxi SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast track”—I’m still crawling! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Vóni @ SpinTaxi

  My doctor told me to cut back on cigars; I told him to cut back on bad news. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Gania @ SpinTaxi

  I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Nonni @ SpinTaxi

  My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Nani @ SpinTaxi

  What’s the deal with “dry clean only”? My shirt’s afraid of water now? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Joni @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) What’s with “no pets allowed”? My dog’s my plus-one! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Doniye @ SpinTaxi

  What’s the deal with “suggested retail price”? Who’s suggesting I overpay? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 08, 2025 posted by Bóni @ SpinTaxi

  Sometimes I read a satirical journalism article and think, “Wait… this isn’t real?” - spintaxi.com