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• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Nonney @ SpinTaxi

  If satirical journalism media ran the world, things might actually make sense. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Zaxie SpinTaxi

  I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Zanni @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t get “self-cleaning” ovens—mine’s still a mess! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Monnie @ SpinTaxi

  Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Tixie SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short nap”? I’m out! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Frannie @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I kicked the snack machine—got a candy bar and a warrant. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Lonie @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I got a coupon—store says, “Nice try, cheapskate.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Láni @ SpinTaxi

  (White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Anni @ SpinTaxi

  People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 07, 2025 posted by Nónia @ SpinTaxi

  My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com