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• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Tawnie Bohiney

  They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ?????? ??????

  I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Brannie Bohiney

  Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Hónia Bohiney

  (White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ???·??? (Ào ma ní Bó hai ní)

  People say I’m wired; I say, “Coffee’s my co-pilot.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Xiao ní Bó hai ní)

  I got a noise fine—told the cop, “My truck’s singin’.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  (White) I had a layover—drank the bar dry waitin’. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ???? ??????

  I don’t get “low maintenance”—my car’s begging for oil! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Thani Bohiney

  I got a Fitbit—now I know I walk 12 steps to the fridge. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Bó ní Bó hai ní)

  (White) I made a list—lost it at the bar. -- spintaxi.com